Wednesday, May 4, 2011

ON GOLDEN UNICORN FARM

          I awoke around 5:30am this morning, carefully nudged one eye open and peered up at the sky through our bedroom window.  Deciding whether I should leap out of bed (huge exageration) or snuggle up to my wife's warm body, I opted for Sarah.  However, I'd no sooner put my arm around her warm body and was listening to her snoring (sounded like a Canadian Geese landing strip) when little Jessica emerged from her bedroom complaining about a nose bleed (nothing serious).  After Sarah got up to check on the nose bleed, her warm body deserting me, I leapt out of bed (huge exageration), put on my old man's wool socks, which almost reach to my knobby knees, donned a short-sleeved red shirt to hide my monly chest (size of a B-cup bra) and then slid into my worn out faded pair of black jeans (gotta protect those short skinny lily-white legs).  After running a comb through my dishevelled hair, which still looked dishevelled by the time I was finished, I tucked it under my sweat-stained, purplish coloured hat, fixed myself a cup of goldenrod herb tea (which we harvested last year near the end of summer from the back 40 acres) and a couple of slices of Sarah's yummy homemade multigrain bread.  After I ate my toast, slid my feet into a pair of workboots that weigh about 50 pounds (huge exageration) tied the laces, which were long enough and strong enough to hold a 300 pound man kicking on the gallows (big exageration) talked to Jessica for a few minutes, I then stepped out the door into the front yard with a mug of tea.  I was greeted by a slight mist, as soft as a maiden's first kiss and as I sucked in my breath and looked at the foggy ridge I said, "So good to be alive!"

Golden Unicorn Farm Wild Apple Tree
          
          I'm sure Johnny Appleseed must have traipsed across Golden Unicorn Farm, across the whole countryside for that matter, planting apples because they appear to be growing everywhere, which I'm sure is a delight to the black bears in the summer and fall - a person has to be mighty careful where they step - could trip over a small hill of bear pooh (must be how Winnie the Pooh got his name).  I pruned one of the wild apple trees that are interspersed throughout our 50 acres the other day - hoping to get another good crop of apples from it this summer, at least the ones that are reachable by ladder and climbing up into the higher branches.  Although the apples don't look as red and perfectly formed as the apples all standing at attention in silent rows and shined up for your inspection at the local grocery store, they have the crunchy goodness and sweetness of any apple I've ever sunk my teeth into.  Unfortunately, besides the bears, the birds and worms love 'em too, especially the worms but hey, they just add extra protein and flavour to the apple juice we made last year.  
          I returned to Glenn McLean's place yesterday morning to give him a hand cleaning up some of the mess Garry Clark and I left behind from dismantling his old barn, which had been leaning precariously into the wind to keep it from toppling over.  While Sarah (home care's two days a week for his wife Edna who is feeling rather poorly) baked cookies and cleaned house for Glenn to sell at the Woodstock Farmer's Market, we ripped out a metal fence and posts that were well sunk into the earth, covered by fifty years of pig, cow and sheep shit.  Glenn's cheerfully clucking chickens followed at our heels gobbling up the big juicy worms and other delectable insects we exposed with each shovel full of the richest soil in Canterbury, NB.  Seargeant Major Rooster Red Head of course followed as well - I think he was jealous because his harem was spending more time with me than him - but I was wise to him.  I kept a vigilant eye on that sneaky rooster as I dug away and it was a good thing too because as I caught sight of him in my peripheral vision ruffling up his long white neck feathers to make himself look larger and about to strike out at me with his long sharp spurs, he backed off as soon as I turned around and confronted him.  I swear that rooster must have the brains of string bean to even think about attacking someone holding a sharp shovel - but hey, despite the shortage of brains - I have to give him an A for courage and being the best protector a little old rooster can be.  Hmm, when our fifty chickens arrive this summer, several of them being roosters, I wonder if they'll have the brains to outflank and surround me or maybe, and this is what I'm hoping - they'll be too busy keeping an eye out for each other in case their allotted hens fancy one of their feathered competitors more.  
          I had big plans for today to work out side and I expect I'll continue on with some of them even though the gentle mist has turned into rain - think I'd rather contend with the rain drops more than flies - they should be arriving in droves any time now - make the kamikaze attack on Pearl Harbour in 1941 look like a wee battle .  I've got a lot of inside stuff to do as well so there's no need to get soaked.  Ah, the farmer's life, a lot different from the work I used to do - I kind of like it though, even if the work is a lot more physical.  And hey, I'm not like many of the other farmers around here, who tend huge crops of potatoes, corn, other veggies and herds of cattle, I just have to manage a small garden and a few livestock - it's enough for this old man.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

CITY LIFE/COUNTRY LIFE, OLD COVERED BRIDGE AND BATS

          I woke up this morning; like most mornings, this is a good thing.  At my age, since I've already survived longer than my father (died, age 66) and closing in on my mother (died, age 72) it feels wonderful to wake up, especially on a day like today after the harsh winter has finally hit the road.  Before I climbed out of the warm bed and opened my eyes, I listened to the cheerful sounds of birds outside our bedroom window.  I've taken so much for granted over the years and my busyness of chasing my goals was so overwhelming, I believe I lost touch with myself and my natural surroundings.  Most of my life, although pretty much living, what most people would consider a free man in this world, was spent mostly in major cities encompassed, ensnared, enclosed by cement, steel and glass; like a canary, I whistled a happy tune within my cage - the music of honking horns, blaring sirens, roaring jets for a background.  My feet have trod many a mile down countless paved streets, along rusty railroad tracks, shady wilderness trails, pebbly beaches and the open tundra.  As much as I enjoyed the big city life: earning the big bucks, knocking back gallons of beer, dancing my feet off in cabarets, stuffing my guts in fine restaurants, exploring quiet art galleries and libraries, attending live plays and blaring loud concerts, I have to say the peacefulness of a countryside far outweighs the enjoyment I've ever experienced in the hustle-bustle of a city.  And it's not because I'm old and I've slowed down either, because the journey I've taken thus far, spent mostly in a city, I've always caught glimpses of the country life style.
          Work in the city was much different than here at Golden Unicorn Farm near the base of Green Mountain.  In the city, I lived by my wits and artistic talents; the heaviest tools I wielded were pencils, pens and brushes, unlike here; hammers, shovels and pitch forks are my tools of choice.  Instead of creating objets d'art, I'm now erecting fences, building barns, digging gardens and soon to be tending livestock.  There are of course rewards in both lifestyles and although I work physically harder here, I'm achy and stiff, I much prefer watching a flower or a veggie poke its little head out of the earth - somehow to me, it seems more meaningful.  However, don't get me wrong, I'm still attached to the city in a huge way - I mean here I sit, my fingers doing a tap dance on a computer keyboard and all the modcoms to make life easier still surround me.  Oh yeah, I'm still plugged in like a lot of other robots - can't wait to see what's happening on FaceBook, gotta check my email accounts and tune in to my Blog - oh Twitter Dee and Twitter Duh!

 World's Longest Covered Bridge - Hartland, NB
 
          Yesterday,  my wife Sarah, her daughter Jessica and I went to Hartland to take in their annual trade show.  After leaving Woodstock, we took the scenic route along the river until we came to the world's largest covered bridge, which is 1,282' (391m) long and built in 1901.  I'd been to quite a few trade shows before but they all took place back in Nanaimo, BC.  Although Nanaimo is a much larger place than Hartland, the turnout in Hartland was better - I was really surprised to see so many people wandering through the building and out amongst the farm machinery and vehicles.         
          Gosh, it feels like summer today; the sky is so blue and the temperature is so warm - it's definitely not the Fosterville day I've been used to the past several months.  Walked up and over Green Mountain this morning (a heart-thumper) to visit my friends George and Margaret and they offered us a large raspberry patch, so I'm going back tomorrow to clean up the mess winter left behind.  They're also going to give us some raspberry, grape, currants and gooseberry sprouts to start growing in our own little garden.
          It's been a long time since I've climbed any sort of tree but I managed to climb our apple tree and gave it a good pruning - only fell once but thankfully not out of the tree - my feet became twisted in the cut off branches while pulling them away and piling them into a heap - should be good nibbling material for the goats once they arrive.  Although it seems like we should be tilling the garden and begin planting veggies, it's apparently not too unusual to still get hit by another bout of frost and if that's not bad enough, especially when I hear loads of croaking frogs in the nearby vicinity serenading one another, I'm reminded that fly season will be arriving any day now.  Apparently the mosquitoes are the size of small birds and the hordes of black flies that are returning from wintering in Transylvania (Dracula's home base) are thirsty for the taste of blood.  Odd, although the bats will soon be returning as well, they are not the blood-sucking variety and much prefer to devour flying insects.  Last summer, I was thinking of ways to get rid of the bats because I thought they were living in the attic.  As it turns out they were residing beneath the metal roof and now because of all the tales I've heard about the black fly epidemic about to hit us, I'm actually looking forward to their return - must have a look this evening - I wonder if the moon is full tonight?      

Saturday, April 30, 2011

LIKE A PHOENIX - A NEW BARN WILL SOON BE REBORN

Fireball's Last Load of Glenn McLean's Old Barn

          Two weeks later, after Garry Clark and I first leaned a ladder up against Glenn McLean's little old dilapidated barn and started dismantling it board by board and finally pulling all the nails out of the lumber, we loaded "Fireball" up to the gunwales and trucked the last load off to Golden Unicorn Farm.  The reason we took so long ripping the old barn apart wasn't because we didn't work hard but because the weather was very uncooperative; we hardly got two good days in a row - either the rain was pounding so hard, we considered building an ark or the snow was blowing with such a vengeance, we could hardly see the road on the way home. 
          Garry and I left quite a mess behind in our wake; splintered boards, busted bales of hay, broken windows, pieces of tar paper, ripped apart duroids and a kizillion nails of various sizes but it couldn't be helped - there's just no neat way of dismantling a barn that was already precariously leaning towards the ground waiting for a good wind storm to blow it over.  Glenn was going to bulldoze the old barn into a heap and then strike a match to it until he heard I could use whatever I could scrounge together to build a smaller barn here at Golden Unicorn Farm.  After being a good home to cows, pigs, sheep and uninvited varmints, I like to think that the old barn will be happy to be reborn and once again be a home to a couple of milking goats, fifty chickens and a Great Pyrenees dog.  
          In this age when a great many folks, because we live in a vast country where still plenty of trees exist, think they will be here forever, only have to look at many of the European countries and see there's no such thing as forests any longer - like Joni Mitchell sang - "They took all the trees And put them in a tree museum And they charged all the people A dollar and a half just to see 'em." - this could happen.  So I'm a firm believer in reusing whatever I can, even if it means a lot more work; besides, I've barely got two nickles to rub together and when I hear the words "free, just come and get it", I'm knocking at their door quicker than it takes for Clark Kent to find a phone booth and don a pair of tights and a cape.  
          Once the barn is totally removed, Glenn is planning to grow a garden in its place.  Should make a wonderful garden - 75 years of piss and shit seeping into the earth will definitely help produce a magnificent garden.  The only thing I'd be a little worrisome about is that unless he purchases or rents a huge magnet, besides the cucumbers, watermelons, pumpkins and whatever else he plans growing, he could have one hell of a crop of nails.
 
Glenn's Old Barn Under Tarps - Like A Caterpillar
In A Cocoon Waiting to Become a Butterfly

          It's hard to believe that the majority of the old barn fit on a small trailer and a half ton truck but there it sits near the place the new barn is going to be erected.  My plans for the new barn keep changing from building a separate barn or attaching it to the existing garage where my studio space is located.  After spending a winter here at the base of Green Mountain, almost every weekend bringing another snow storm, I have to think about shoveling snow, hauling grain, hay and straw, packing water, installing electricity, milking goats and collecting eggs.  Being almost 70 and aging faster than a speeding skateboard, I also have to contend with slowing down and my strength ebbing as the years go by.  No use kidding myself; what I think I can do and what I can actually do are growing further and further apart.  Besides the barn's location; its size is another consideration.  We'll soon have a huge dog, a couple of goats and quite a few chickens but my wife Sarah is wondering if there will be room for more goats and an alpaca - and what about the unicorn that's been poking around the place recently?  If there's a whole family of them in the lower 40 acres, they'll most likely be eying up the barn too - make a good home, especially when they don't have to forage around in the belly-deep snow come next winter.  Oh to be young again!  
     

Thursday, April 28, 2011

SERGEANT MAJOR ROOSTER RED HEAD - "COCK OF THE WALK"

Sergeant Major Rooster Red Head Crowing Orders
          While Garry Clark and I have been dismantling Glenn McLean's little old barn, duroid by duroid, board by board and nail by nail, we were constantly on our guard, looking over our shoulders, between our legs and in between the boards concerning the whereabouts of Glenn's rooster; he is definitely the "cock of the walk".  I don't know who came up with the expression, "don't be a chicken", the definition being: a coward; someone who is not daring or willing to take risks; a person with little self-confidence; because that doesn't describe Glenn's pesky little rooster at all.  He doesn't have any of those traits; just the opposite.  He's fearless as he struts around the barnyard with a John Wayne swagger, barks orders like a Sergeant Major, meticulously preens his feathers and sticks out his chest as if expecting to have a medal pinned on it at any moment.  Since Glenn served in the military for many years, I wouldn't doubt for a minute if he gets up in the morning before the crack of dawn and blows "reveille" with a shiny bugle while the Canadian flag is hoisted skyward; awakening and assembling his troops - the next in command being Sergeant Major Rooster Red Head.  I can see them now - Glenn McLean standing at attention as he salutes the rooster and his troop of Rode Island Reds as they march in an orderly fashion past the flag pole, "Hup two, three, four - arms high, three, four!  You there, fourteenth from the end; straighten those wings and stick out your chest - hup two, three, four!"
          Rooster Red Head definitely wasn't too pleased as the barn became smaller and smaller and that's probably the reason he attacked me - deduced that I was the enemy; most likely parachuted in during the dead of night and began destroying his barracks.  Even though he attacked me from behind when I wasn't looking, I wouldn't say he was cowardly - it was good military strategy on his part - I mean who in thier right mind, in comparison, would attack face to face a monolithic giant holding a steel crowbar in one hand and a huge hammer in the other, when all they have for weapons is two large spurs attached to their legs - hand to hand combat is out of the question.
          Remembering back to a time when I owned a small acreage in Nanaimo, BC, I once had a rooster similar to Glenns; the exception being, he was all black and if memory serves me right, so was his heart.  I don't know why, but that rooster constantly and relentlessly attacked me and it didn't matter if my back was turned or not.  He'd sometimes fly off his roost; long spurs aimed right at my jugular; I expect he aimed to kill me.  And for the life of me, I don't know why he hated me so because I always gave him and his wee horde of hens lots of room, fed and watered them daily, cleaned out their coop and always made sure they were safe from any sneaky predators that prowled around at night.  Deciding I'd show the cocky little black-hearted rooster who the real "cock of the walk" of the barnyard was, I walked towards him one day.  As expected he flew at me with his long spurs aimed with venom and I grabbed him in midair by his neck.  Not wanting to break his neck, only teach him a wee lesson, I spun him inside my hand for a turn or two like a ferris wheel and then flicked him onto the ground with a thump.  I can still see that dizzy old rooster as it reeled and staggered around the yard like I'd pumped him full of rum but can you believe it, as soon as he regained his stature and confidence, he attacked me again.  Like some people I know who have a major learning disability; just seem to keep bumping their heads, never learning to duck, that old black-hearted rooster had the same problem.  I won't eloborate on his demise, let's just keep it military, Colonel Saunders would have been proud of me - let's just say he was finger-licking good.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS - WELL I DO

I'm not sure how many people believe in unicorns but I'm a believer.  Some people may think I'm crazy or perhaps I'm somewhat demented but like the little boy in the story you are about to read, which I believe is a Plains Indian's belief that has been passed down from one generation to the next, I tend to think the legend or myth is absolutely true.  
          Golden Unicorn Farm didn't derive its name just because we thought it would make a nice name for our new farm.  Here where we live at the base of Green Mountain, I not only just saw a unicorn, I took a photograph of one.  Just as the leaves started turning different colours last fall, after I had enjoyed a long walk to the nearby lake and was heading towards the driveway, I thought I saw a beautiful white horse peeking around the side of my studio.  I was of course curious about the horse and thought it must have escaped from someone's corral as I took its picture, so you can imagine how surprised I was when I blew the photo up on the computer monitor and saw a horn growing out of its forehead.  I know, I know what you're thinking, I photoshopped it - except unfortunately - I don't have Adobe Photoshop on my computer.  
I've always thought unicorns were just a lot of mythical hogwash, some harry-ferry concoction from the medieval days or beyond but when I checked out the photo I took and then went online and came across The Legend of the Unicorn by Nell Namrehs (full blooded Plains Indian) I can't help believing in unicorns.  What the hell, people believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Boogieman, so why not a unicorn?
 
White Unicorn Peeking Around My Studio

Legend of the Unicorn
 by Nell Namrehs

Hundreds of years ago on a warm spring evening, an old man sat on an old weathered log with a long stick pushing large glowing embers towards the centre of a campfire sending myriad of bright red sparks flying skyward.  The young boy sitting quietly beside him watched with delight, while the horde of sparks playfully flitted like cheerful fireflies amongst the starry sky.  Besides the crackling fire, the occasional mournful howl of a lone wolf in the distance could be heard.  A slight breeze was blowing but even though the old man and the boy were scantily attired, wearing only soft leather breeches and moccasins, they felt very warm, not just from the campfire but from the nearby surrounding rocks, which were still radiating heat caused by the hot sun earlier that day.
The old man’s ebony eyes, set deep beneath his prominent brow, glittered and danced in the evening firelight.  His leathered skin stretched tight across his high cheek bones, his long pointed nose and prominent chin made him look as fierce as a eagle.  However, he was anything but fierce; in fact, he was a very gentle man.  As he rubbed the back of his neck, then ran his fingers through his long silvery hair and toyed for a moment with a feather attached by a tiny braid, he looked down at the boy seated beside him.  Smiling to himself, he thought back to a time when it had been his son sitting next to him instead of his grandson and wondered if he would one day be fortunate enough to have the pleasure of sharing a campfire with a great grandson. 
Resting the long stick against the log, its end still smoking from the fire, he folded his arms across his chest and said, “Before we go to sleep, there is a story I would like to tell you, which has been passed down through the ages from one generation to the next.  Some say the tale is a myth, others a legend and some even believe its nothing but foolish nonsense.  However, I like to believe the tale is true; after all, just because a person is unable to actually see something, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist.  Take for instance the wind: when it’s raging; we see tall trees bending, leaves sailing through the air and when it’s barely blowing, we feel its gentle caress against our cheek; yet the wind itself cannot be seen.”
The boy looked up at his grandfather and smiled.  He loved listening to the old man’s stories of which there were many.  However, this one, from what he could tell by the sound of his grandfather’s voice, would be a story really worth hearing.
Placing his arm around his grandson’s shoulders, he pulled him closer and continued, “A long time ago, a very, very long time ago when the Earth was much younger than what it is now, there once lived a herd of wild horses upon these grassy plains, rolling hills and rugged mountains.  They were led by a bold, black stallion with a white blaze that zigzagged up the entire length of his forehead and ended in a sliver of white mane hanging over his shoulder.  It’s believed the stallion was born during a violent thunder storm and a lightning bolt shot out of the sky, causing his unusual mark.
One summer day, while the herd was relaxing beneath some shady trees, the stallion noticed a beautiful mare, her coppery coloured coat, white mane and tail shining in the sunlight.  She was grazing alone by a creek, which was meandering through a lush green meadow.  Like a big, brown bear to honey, he was immediately drawn to her.  Although many mares existed within his herd, she soon became his favourite and they were often seen together a short distance away from the other horses.
Before long, the mare was in foal, every day her belly growing larger and larger.  The black stallion, because of her condition, became more and more protective.  However, even though the two of them could often be seen nuzzling each other with their soft, velvety muzzles, he still remained alert for anything dangerous that might harm one of  his herd, such as a hungry prowling bear or a sneaky mountain lion.
When the foal was born, the whole herd gathered around.  The coppery mare and black stallion were very proud as the foal struggled to take his first steps.  He was gangly, awkward and all legs, but finally, with a little nudge from his mother, he was standing by himself.  His coat was the same coppery colour as his mother’s, except his mane and tail were black instead of white.  However, even though a thunderstorm hadn’t occurred the day of his birth, the foal had the same markings as his sire; a white blaze zigzagged up the entire length of his forehead and ended in a streak of sliver white mane, which because he was so young, barely hung over his shoulder.
It wasn’t long after the foal was able to stand properly; he was running and playing with the other colts and fillies.  Even at such an early age, the herd sensed that he was born to be a leader because an aura of strength, fortitude, courage and determination emanated from his very being.  He was admired by the other young colts and many a filly already had their eye on him, such was his demeanor.  However, as time passed by, when he wasn’t cavorting with the other colts, he could often be seen with a pretty, cream-coloured filly with long, dazzling white mane and tail. 
When the colt with the lightning blaze on his forehead became a yearling, he began complaining about having a headache to his mother.  Although she couldn’t see anything wrong, suspecting that he may have fallen down or been kicked during a playful session with the other young horses, she gently massaged and nuzzled his forehead.  When he suddenly quit frolicking and having mock battles with the other colts and spent most of his time with his mother and pretty filly friend, they began to see it as a weakness, even resorting to name-calling such as “sissy and mama’s boy”.
As the days proceeded into weeks and months, the young colt’s throbbing headaches became worse and worse; to the point that it tore his mother’s heart out to see him in such pain; especially when  tears welled up and began flowing down his cheeks.  And then, one morning, while she was gently nuzzling his forehead with her muzzle, she noticed a small lump under his forelock.  She began massaging his forehead daily, hoping it would go away.  However, instead of shrinking in size, the lump continued growing, which became a great concern to his mother.  Within a very short time, the lump grew until it looked like a single horn or antler growing out of his forehead, which made him feel ashamed.  He tried breaking it off by charging headfirst into boulders and trees but this only made his headaches worse.  When the other young horses saw how long and pointed the bump had become, they began teasing, ridiculing and bullying him more than before.  However, the bullies, despite his severe headaches, soon learned the hard way that he wasn’t a coward, nor a mama’s boy, but a colt to be wary of and reckoned with.
When the young horses finally stopped making fun of him, he still kept to himself, the exceptions being his family and the pretty, cream-coloured filly.  Although he considered himself a freak of nature, he was more than a little bewildered by the filly since she still regarded him to be the most handsome and bravest horse of all.  It seemed the only good thing that eventually resulted from all the name-calling and battles was that his headache had finally ceased.
No longer a spindly colt but a strong full grown horse; like his father, if he had the desire, he would one day become the herd’s leader.  However, since he sometimes heard the occasional snicker behind his back and because he was still a little sensitive about the strange object protruding from his forehead, he still remained somewhat reclusive and aloof.  Days would often go by when he wasn’t seen and during those times, even his father would worry.  Although his son was very strong and courageous, he knew that if confronted by a ravenous grizzly bear or a pack of roving wolves, he would be no match.
Winters had always been harsh, but one winter the cold was so fierce, everything froze solid, including all the ponds and smaller lakes.  The snow was so deep, the horses could barely walk or find anything to eat; many of them freezing and starving to death.  Besides the horses, other wild animals living within the same area met a similar fate.  After the severe winter storms that had continually rumbled down the mountainsides and across the plains finally quit; spring arrived. 
Only the strongest of the herd had survived the cruel winter and they were very weak.  Although they were once again able to find ample grass to graze on, because of their weakened condition, many of them became prey to the wild carnivores that continually stalked them.  One of the worst predators was a grizzly bear, which kept the stallion with the white lightning blaze on his forehead constantly alert – he wasn’t strong enough to tackle a bear – let alone a huge, hungry grizzly bear.
The vicious bear was constantly following the herd of horses, preying on the stragglers, until they were eventually forced into a series of hills and gullies they had never been before.  The black stallion valiantly tried to lead them away from the grizzly but his luck ran out when they arrived at the top of a steep cliff – a dead end.  The stallion had no choice now but to defend the herd by confronting the bear.  He paced to and fro in front of the herd as the big grizzly approached on his hind legs, growling, snarling and flashing his enormous sharp claws and teeth.  When the grizzly bear was almost upon him, the stallion quickly spun and kicked out with both back feet.  When his hooves struck the bear solidly in the chest, the blows only caused the bear to become more angry.  Again the enormous bear waded in for the kill, only this time the stallion reared up on his hind legs and smashed one of his hooves on top of the bear’s gigantic head.  The grizzly, somewhat dazed from the blow, shook its head and continued padding towards the stallion, which was now backed right up into the other horses with hardly any room to move, much less fight a raging bear.  The stallion was about to try one last attack, which he knew to be futile, but might give the herd a chance to escape, when he heard a loud neigh from behind the bear. 
The grizzly bear began turning its head when he heard hooves thundering towards him but not quite fast enough. The stallion’s son reared, lashing out with his sharp hooves and struck the bear on the shoulder almost knocking it to the ground.  Before the bear could recover from the attack, he spun around and brutally kicked it in the head with both back hooves.  Although injured from the attack, blood gushing down its hairy head, the bear was able to retaliate.  Before the stallion’s son was able to get clear, the grizzly swung one of its powerful arms, the deadly paw clawing a deep wound into his rear end.  The stallion’s son barely escaped the wounded grizzly, which was now totally enraged.  The bear, froth foaming from its mouth, ran towards the stallion’s son at full speed on all fours, attacking him with a blur of fangs and claws.  Chunks of hide flew through the air and the blood soon poured from the horse's wounds.  Barely able to escape the frenzied attack, the stallion’s son retreated a short distance and then turned to once again to face the bear.   
The huge grizzly bear, confident that the horse would be his next meal, stood on its hind legs and began its final but cautious approach.  The stallion’s son, fatally wounded but not giving up the fight, hobbled forward, blood dripping from his gaping wounds; his head hung low and gasping for breath.  When the bear was very close, the stallion’s son suddenly raised his head to the heavens then looked the grizzly directly in the eye and charged.  The bear instinctively dropped downwards so it could grab and maul the charging horse to death but it was unprepared for the strength and power within the stallion’s son or his horn when it stabbed through its chest, piercing the grizzly's heart.  The force of the charge carried the bear and the horse, which many of the herd had ridiculed and called cowardly to the edge of the cliff, where they hung momentarily almost suspended in time, before toppling into the rocky canyon below."
The old man felt his grandson shudder and glanced at him just in time to see a tear slide down the young boy’s face.  He hugged him against his chest until the lad was able to speak.
“Grandfather” he said, “That’s the saddest story you ever told me.  Why did the horse with the strange horn growing out of his head have to die, couldn’t he have just killed the bear and lived?”
The old man gently raised his grandson’s face with his finger tips and looked into his big brown teary eyes and said, “Well, that’s one of the endings some people believe but I much prefer the other.”
“Did the horse live” the little boy hopefully asked?
He shook his head, “No.  But many have said the cream coloured filly had a colt who looked exactly like him and I tend to believe that story, because I’m certain that one day when I was a younger man out hunting on the plains, I saw in the distance a horse that had a white lightning blaze and appeared to have a single horn sticking out of its forehead.”
 The young boy wiped the tears from his eyes, smiled and looked up at his grandfather, "I like that ending better and maybe if I'm lucky one day, I too will see the wonderful stallion with the jagged white blaze and the horn growing out of his forehead."

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

OLD BARNS, OLD MEN and COLD BREWS

Sarah's Crocuses or Croci
    
          A heavy mist meandering across our lower meadow and through the naked trees blurs the distant ridge; dense grey clouds pressing down from above promises more rain today; which is good because winter seems to have finally resigned its all too lengthy term in favour of spring.  Since almost all of the snow has disappeared, the land, the lakes and the forests are alive with returning birds and animals; mating season is in the air.   Despite the frost still lingering within the soil and the occasional snow fall, brave little flowers are poking up all over.
          After a quick trip to Danforth, ME and back, at the border crossing, a tiny bridge separating Canada from the United States, I noticed a small flock of Canadian geese wandering and honking in merriment along the shoreline and a little further out in the lake, where the thick ice had melted, a single mallard and his harem of eight females were gaily paddling away.  While crossing the bridge, a short burst of sunlight glittered through the clouds and danced across the lake as happily as the ducks and geese anticipating the nesting season and the birth of their little ducklings and goslings.  As Sarah and I passed a farmer's field, I noticed another glint of sun shining on a gathering of robin's red breasts, while they poked through the dead leaves and grasses of last fall, searching for a tasty meal - no doubt a big, fat humongous worm!  And in the sky overhead, I also noticed three turkey vultures adjusting their long wings to the flow of the breeze as they glided beneath the clouds.  I expect the high-flying, feathered scavengers have not only returned to clean up the dead creatures that didn't survive the winter but were also in search of a hollow tree, small cave or a dense thicket to nest and raise their fledglings.  Upon arriving home, we were greeted by the sounds of cheerful songsters as they flitted through the budding branches.  Spring and the rebirth of the land is indeed a joyous occasion, and for us, who live at Golden Unicorn Farm, it is no different.

Garry Clark Dismantling the Last Wall 

          Glenn McLean's little old barn, I feel, rather than finally been ripped apart and torn down, is almost completely harvested.  Except for still pulling a kijillion remaining nails, most of the boards have been loaded on a trailer and hauled to Golden Unicorn Farm via Garry's Fireball Express; soon to be recycled into another but smaller barn.  If only the weather was a little more cooperative; can't seem to get two good days in a row to finish the job.  It's supposed to rain pretty much the remainder of the week, so rather than work on cleaning up the rest of the barn, Garry and I should concentrate on building a fence.  At the moment, the earth is soft; ideal for digging a hole and ramming a cedar post into it.  If we wait too long, the soil will be as hard as clay and it will be more than twice as difficult to build a fence.     

   "Fireball-Express"          

          I recently measured off the fence line and the new mini-barn's location on the backside of my studio.  Now that Glenn McLean's barn has been totally flattened, most of the salvageable lumber towed home, despite the hard work ahead of me, I'm itching to get started erecting the new fence and barn.  Sarah, the girls and I are anxiously awaiting the arrival of two milking-goats, 25 chickens (or is it 50), one Great Pyrenees, possibly several ducks and an gelded alpaca but that won't happen until the barn is built and the fence is up.  So much work to do - so little time - wish I was about 20 years younger - even 10 would be helpful - now I know what that 80 year old guy I met in a bar at Lumby, BC years ago meant when he said, "When I was a young man about 50 or so..."   And did I mention, that by the time the long May weekend arrives, I need to revamp the enclosed porch leading into the kitchen so it can be used as a small gathering place for the Lake people when they arrive for the summer and fall - like us - I'm sure they'll enjoy Sarah's baking and fresh coffee.
          Like I mentioned to Glenn the other day while knocking back one of his cold home-brews, "If anyone had said a year ago that I'd be ripping down a barn, building a new one, then gathering livestock and putting in a large garden, I'd have told them they were out of their mind."  I guess the laugh is on me.  However, despite the hard work that it takes to bring an old place back to life, there's no place better that I'd like to be other than right here on Golden Unicorn Farm at the base of Green Mountain in Fosterville, NB.

Glenn McLean and me - Cheers - eh!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

EASTER SUNDAY

          It's Easter and my feet have walked down many a different path but seldom have they led me into a church.  My father wasn't a religious man as far as I know, or if he was, he kept it just between himself and God.  Now my stepmother was of the religious variety and when I was a boy, she made certain that my two stepsisters and I went to church every Sunday.  It wasn't until my sisters ratted on me about skipping out and spending the collection money that my church going days ended - guess I should have shared my bubble gum and chocolate bars with them.  I've never been baptised, never had some water sprinkled on my tiny face and blessed; perhaps not beginning life in the proper manner is partially to blame for some of my misdeeds but I don't really belive so.  I'm a firm believer that eventually, even if one isn't the quickest learner, at some point, a person has to be accountable for their own actions.
          Today, my footsteps led me to the little Baptist Church down the road.  I went, not so much because it's Easter and to worship the good Lord Jesus, who was brutally crucified on a cross and then resurrected after three days but because our youngest daughter Jessica and a couple of her friends sang "Jesus Loves Me", which was very cute.  Not belonging to any particular religious denomination, I have, over the years, attended quite a few different churches and listened to the sermons, some of them rather unusual, and I have to say, I found the casual atmosphere at this church to be most friendly and casual, the pastor actually making the odd joke during his sermon.  However, I'm not sure if the politician sitting near the back of the church found one of his jokes to be that comical.
          Now, I don't know if the good Lord is God or the Son of God but I do know that he was a Man and a very good Man; definitely a Man everyone could look up to and behave in a likewise manner.  In these times where catastrophic calamities seem to be occurring at a rather steady pace and the weather patterns have changed dramatically; a time when our beliefs are being shaken from us one by one and left to wither and die at our feet, I feel it's important to believe in such a Man.   A lot of people say believing in the good Lord distinguishes us from the animals but I like to think that it keeps us human and even though most of us are dastardly sinners, it's the goodness within our hearts that keeps the darkness and  evil from overpowering and ruling us and it also allows the good side to triumph. 
          I used to gamble a lot; can't recall how many times because I bet my last buck that my wristwatch hit the table during a poker game.  I can't remember if one of my gambling buddies told me this or if it was a man singing some cowboy song on the radio but whoever it was he said, "I believe in God and I go to church on Sundays; a fellow needs all the luck he can get.  Some things just aren't worth risking a chance on."  I also have a good friend Winston Bushnell who doesn't belong to any particular church but because his wife is a devout Catholic and goes to church faithfully every Sunday; he tags along.  When I sailed with him through the Northwest Passage, if we weren't at sea or stuck in the ice somewhere, when Sunday rolled around, he went to church.  When I asked him why, he replied much like the gambler, "It doesn't hurt to give thanks for safe passage" and he wasn't just talking about our sailing voyage; it was safe passage through life's storms.  The church I attended this morning with my family reminded me of the church I went to in Clyde River on Baffin Island with Winston - the one difference being, they spoke Inuktitut; I couldn't understand a word except when a group of little kids got up and sang, "Jesus Loves Me" in English.
          A lot of wars are happening at various places in the world at the moment and the only reason to me that they ever really escalate, get right out of hand, is when religion becomes the reasoning.  Wealthy business people, politicians and royalty can't convince ordinary men to pick up a gun because there's a buck in it for them but by gosh, convince them it's a war against God and the blood will flow; make the tsunami that just hit Japan look like a wee ripple on a puddle.  God, Jesus, Allah, The Great Spirit or Whomever, as far as I can see, the word "slaughtering" of innocents isn't in their vocabulary.
          Anyway, before I begin sermonizing, I'd just like to mention that going to church on Easter or any other day is probably a good thing - who better than Jesus Christ to have for a mentor - beats the hell out of emulating some actor or singer the media have blown up so huge, in comparison, the Firestone blimp looks like a balloon at a children's birthday party - cheers - eh!